I Don't Want to Hear About Your Crappy Boyfriend

Over falafel at lunch
I hear he's awful a bunch
I see you waffle, well tell me
Will you won't you will you won't you, you won't
You say you like me a lot
So will you invite me or not
I kissed you politely, was that wrong?
Will you won't you will you won't you, I don't care any
Will you won't you will you won't you, I don't care

I don't want to hear about your crappy boyfriend
I don't want to hear just how great I am
Love him or leave him but don't you deceive him
Cause I'm not the other man

Calling him stupid ain't right
If you're going to do him tonight
While I watch the Bruins
Will you won't you will you won't you, you will
I know you don't want to choose
But if I don't go on I'll lose
I'm happy with no one, just tell me
Will you won't you will you won't you, I don't care any
Will you won't you will you won't you, I don't care

I don't want to hear about your crappy boyfriend
I don't want to hear just how great I am
Love him or leave him but don't you deceive him
Cause I'm not the other man

You said, who cares what you said
I thought, it doesn't matter what I thought
You said, don't say it again
Go on, say it again, I don't want to hear it again
Don't say it again, go on, say it again
I don't want to hear it again, hear it again, hear it again

I don't want to hear about your crappy boyfriend
I don't want to hear just how great I am
Love him or leave him but don't you deceive him
Cause I'm not the other man

Copyright © 1997 Dan Schmidt